Color me pedicurious!

January 26th 2018

      As I sit here in an oversized massaging chair set to stun. It occurred to me that I have never seen another man in here.

I'm sure I'm not the only guy who gets pedicures. I once even suggested to the owner, who runs the place, that he should do a Sunday NFL Pedicures promotion. Watch the game while getting a manipedi sipping beer from a plastic cup. Maybe buy a hotdog or a bag of peanuts. They have a big screen TV with CTV news channel on. How hard would it be to put the Seahawks game on? Oh, here's Helen Jedi Toe Master. The point I'm trying to make is toes have no gender. They are toes! Most everyone has them and happy feet, along with a happy wife are the secret to a happy life.

All the girls at the salon are Vietnamese Helen came to Canada when she was 4 years old. She grew up here and is fluent in 3 languages not including being a toe whisperer. For the third time in a row they put me in a chair the furthest from the door. I asked the owner if it was so my ugly feet wouldn't scare away the walk in traffic. He laughed and laughed which was weird because I make jokes all the time and he just stares at me and nods his head. 40 minutes later, all pedicured. I bade Helen Jedi Toe Master and Professional Nails at the Lougheed Mall farewell till next time. 

      I highly recommend Professsional Nails at the Lougheed Mall and Helen Jedi Toe Master in particular for a quality pedicure. If your a guy who works on his feet go get a pedicure! You'll never go back to nail clippers. And it probably won't make you gay. unless your already leaning that way not that there's anything wrong with that!

That's all I've got

Till next time

Peace out Y'all